Edward Stasheff is wanted in thirteen states for armchair anarchy, contributing to the delinquency of everyone, and criminally bad jokes. Despite his growing notoriety and infamy, he remains a big nerd. He has no children, but is intent on turning his five nieces and nephews to the Dork Side someday.
I've been playing/writing Tech Infantry since Season 4.3 in 2000, and have been involved in every incarnation of TI since then. I was briefly Moderator toward the end of Season 8, but it fell apart within six weeks of my leadership, so you can draw your own conclusions from that. I also maintain the TI Web Archive, preserving our work for future generations who won't read it anyway.